brian is new to CO84…he plays bass…and plays it damn well…so damn well we thought we’d write a song with him…these are the results….In The Old Days….
I should think we will play live with him also….and so we shall…next wednesday at The Brog..with guests of course…some beautiful maiden…on an accoustic I think…who knows……CO84 born again…but not in the Christian sense
“if you we’re a cunt which i’m not suggesting you are you might not be so fucking boring which is not to imply you sometimes are…but..you know…you are”
so another new day…another new song….this one is garden variety strum and bass…but we likes it…its called “Godin High”….and its called that for reasons that will remain indeterminate…suffice to say that it is a mite touchy subject….recalled from past years…experiences better left to age and all that…it has a nice charm…country folk rock abomination from a shed in the south of ireland charm….like Neil Young…if he had to survive on pringles for a year
how has it been fine folk?…another monday and another demo…dusted this number from some arcane folder found on a forgotten drive on a forgotten computer…just the acoustic and solitary voice…very solitary voice in fact…echoes from the past and all that…still sounds good though….its called “The Dark inside”…
mothers day was yesterday…and so in the spirit of all things motherly we bring you our latest appendix to the class canon…this song is called “Mother of Fuck”…
I always assumed you’d be there
when I needed you…
and you always were
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another new song for the week…usually brought to you on a monday……but got lazy..and couldnt think of anything decent or of interest to write…so when we did…we recorded it…and packaged it in a sleazy cheap VCR quality veneer and posted it to you here….so enjoy dear listener…tis called “Reptile Stew”…..and its the closest thing to funk we can go i think…
New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ‘smidirín’….roughly translating to ‘small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic by being ’blown to Skibbereen’……who knows?
what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking backs? ….we did something didnt we?…didnt we amanda!?…wont you splay yourself apart for us?…purr and beckon us into your divide?…mewing wild hysterical superlatives in your trans atlantic drawl…purring and slapping our backs and pinching our balls and congratulating us…youd do it for stephen gately wouldnt you…and you wouldnt even break a sweat…i saw you do it just the other night…skull fucking his exhumed corpse back to celebrityism? high fiving lifeless hands and balling dusty scrotums into your mouth…just congratulate us once…for chirst sake…with every humourless spit from your mouth..save at least some saliva for us Amanda…so that we can keep it in a test tube…stored away for a rainy day…and when feeling down…take it out….drink it ….and fantasize….we are the coronas! wizz bang!!….we are the script! wazoooom!…we are threadbare motionless cogs…decelerating hacks fast running out of ideas in a stagnant culture of bottom feeders scraping the bottoms of barrels! magic! fucking magic! whooooosh!
how are thee?
new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us or bay for our blood…well you can do both…for we are yours and you are ours…in demented matrimony….to be sat…black and white wedding photographs…on mantles above fires….black and white photos with awkward smiles…in these black and white photos the white is a veil and the black is evil…
NOTE TO SELF: jesus Jon…its too early in the week for this shit
right…heres the song
Great gig last week
a great time had by all at The Brog last week….went without any hitch of any real significance…bar being propositioned in the female toliets by what was surely a poorly groomed shemale
new song…again….we need to really record these properly….we will I think…..this one is called “Take/Levy Time” listen and feel free from the prisons of mediocrity, fidelity and sodomy
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